Join Jason, Sion, Gary, Alan and Patrick as we natter about the series finale of Game of Thrones: The Iron Throne!
Join Jason, Gary, Donielle and Alan as we natter about episode 8x05 of Game of Thrones: Kick In The Bells
Join Jason, Gary, Alan and Donielle as we natter about episode 8x04 of Game of Thrones: Jumping the Starks!
Join Jason, Donielle and Alan as we natter about episode 8x03 of Game of Thrones: The Long Night!
Join Jason, Donielle, Alan and Patrick as we assure you that we are NOT crying! We just have something in our eye! What? You're the crying! You are!
And also as we natter about Game of Thrones 8x02: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms.
Join Jason, Gary, Patrick and Alan as we natter about episode 8x01 of Game of Thrones: Winterfell, featuring...
SENSIBLE SANSA'S skeptical soliloquys
ARYA learning that it's really all about family
TYRION, DAVOS AND VARYS dropping the ball
QUEEN CERSEI running out of love to give
AND BRAN AND JAIME learning that one good push deserves another
Join Jason, Alan, Patrick, Andrew and Gary as we discuss episode 7x07 of Game of Thrones: The Dragon and the Wolf, featuring...
EURON going full player character, skipping dialogue and jumping straight to the "bad guy" option on the response tree.
BRIENNE telling Jaime that loyalty cannot coexist with zombies.
BRONN telling Jaime that it's all cocks from here on in
THE HOUND and Brienne coparenting like a couple of divorcees
LITTLEFINGER'S failure of imagination
THEON manning up by not staying down
THE CLEGANEBOWL weigh in
AND JON AND DANY playing Aunts in the Pants
Join Jason, Gary, Sion, Donielle, Patrick and Alan as we natter about episode 7x06 of Game of Thrones: Beyond the Wall!
Featuring: Tormund and the Hound breaking Gendry's balls, Jon whipping it out for Jorah, zombie Direbear!, Dragons vs. frickin' ice zombies!, the Hound in no house throwing stones, frickin' zombie dragon! And Jon and Dany...sharing a moment.
Join Jason, Sion, Gary, Alan and Patrick as we natter about episode 7x05 of Game of Thrones: Eastwatch, featuring...
DAENERYS "liberating" the Tarlys from the burden of not being a pile of ashes
ARYA learning that little fingers hold big secrets
BRONN AND JAIME'S trip down the River of Teleportation
JON AND DROGON sharing a moment
SAM Samstepping on Gilly's big reveal
TYRION'S PLANS turning to ash...but not in his mouth
Join Jason, Sion, Patrick and Andrew as we discuss episode 7x04 of Game of Thrones: The Spoils of War, featuring...
LITTLEFINGER AND DR. BRANHATTAN trying to out creepy each other
ARYA ASSURING SANSA that she's not on the list
BRIENNE AND POD getting a lesson in swinging their swords
BRON getting his smirk with Dickon
JAIME suffering from PTSD: Post Targaryen Stress Disorder
CERSEI opening her new credit card from the Iron Bank
JON doing a little spelunking with Dany, if you know what I mean. And if you don't, I mean literally going into an actual cave made out of stone. She's is AUNT you big pervs!
ALL THE DICKON you can handle and more!
AND DROGON taking one for the team!
GARY, JASON AND SION give their instant take of Game of Thrones episode 7x03: The Spoils of Dickon...err...War.
With bonus discussion of the Netflix original series Ozark.
And join us later this week for our full coverage of this epic episode!
Join Jason, Patrick, Gary Alan and our special guest the one and only Aron Hubbard of Bald Move as we discuss episode 7x03 of Game of Thrones: The Queen's Justice, featuring...
JON AND DANY getting a little glass
EURON being a real pisser
SAM catching up on a little light reading
ELLARIA having the worst Mother's Day ever
LADY OLENNA holding her liquor
VARYS deciding whether to choke the life out of Melisandre now or wait until she returns from home (choke her now! choke her now!)
Join Jason, Sion and Gary for our discussion of Game of Thrones 7x02: Stormborn, including...
JON AND SANSA agreeing to disagree about whether they've agreed to disagree
GREY WORM AND MISSANDEI getting it off and getting it on
JAIME AND CERSEI meeting the famous Dickon Tarly
ARYA reminiscing over hot pie with Hot Pie
DAENERYS completing the map room level of Dragonstone II: The Dragonstonening
AND THEON taking a dunk and feeling irked
Join Jason, Sion, Donielle, Patrick and Alan as we discuss episode 7x01 of Game of Thrones: Dragonstone, featuring...
ARYA (hopefully) adding a certain singer/songwriter to her murder list
EURON heading euroff to eurwhoknowswhere
CERSEI mapping out her options
DAENERYS learning that castles...made of sand...slip into the sea...e-ven-tu-ally
BRIENNE teaching Pod the Rod how not to get scrod
JON getting the concept of rewarding loyalty and punishing betrayal instead of constantly doing the opposite Sansasplained to him.
AND SAM just farting around with the same old shyte.
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In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Cersei is back in black, that the Mountain is a party animal, that Tommen has gone out the window, that Loras is really super sorry for what he did, that Margery is the smartest person in a room full of burning people, that Grand Maester Pycelle is done kidding around, that Septa Unella is ready to die, that the Freys and Lannisters send their regards, but mostly the Lannisters, that killing Edmure would be rude, that Arya is back on the murder wagon, that Sam and Gilly are evidently in a Peter Jackson movie, that Davos is pretty clear that burning children alive is a bad thing, that Melisandre isn't so sure, that Daario Neharis is the new Lord of the Friendzone, that Tyrion has finally gotten some respect, that Littlefinger wants to get his little finger into Sansa weirwood, that Cold Hands is really attached to his horse, that Ned can really keep a promise, that Lady Mormont can own a roomful of Vikings and that the Unsullied evidently plan to stand on deck all the way to Westeros
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In this episode of Game of Thrones we learn that Dany has options besides burning everyone to death, for example she could just burn mostly everyone to death, or burn everyone only mostly to death, that Grey Worm can't count to one, that Drogon and the Dolthraki are really good at sneaking up on people, that Tyrion appreciates a good Armada, that Ramsay misses Sansa, that Tormund doesn't like wine and never studied the Battle of Cannae, that having a father isn't always such a great deal, that Euron has a big...fleet...that Yara makes no demands, that Rickon doesn't run sideways, that Sansa can REALLY keep a secret, that Ramsay HAS studied the battle of Cannae, that Wun Wun will do more than hold the door and that Ramsay's dogs are loyal beasts.
In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Lady Crane has stabbed, like, a lot of dudes, but never learned to cook, that Arya has a good deal of intestinal fortitude, that the Hound has been axing around about the Brotherhood, that fighting the Mountain is no time to lose your head, that Pod has a keen military mind, that Bronn is a sneaky guy, that the Blackfish is more stubborn than Brienne, that Lady Sansa is exactly like her mother, that trial by combat is a brutish tradition, that Cleganebowl has been Cleganeblocked, that the Unsullied do not drink, but Missande does, that Grey Worm make joke, that Edmure thinks himself a decent man, that the Blackfish hasn't swung a sword in anger for years, that Drogon can land on a helipad, that the Brotherhood are not butchers, that the Hound prefers chicken and that the Waif is out there, she can't be bargained with, she can't be reasoned with, she doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear...and she absolutely will not stop...ever...until a girl is dead.
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In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Tommen's got the blue balls, that Lady Olenna is over Cersei and her bullshit, that Wun Wun believes in Jon Snow, that Lyanna Mormont gives her men to closers only, that House Glover is more than a bit conflicted, that Jaime is ready to parlay, after he slaps a few Freys around, that Sansa writes letters to Tiger Beat, that Ian McShane is only mostly Deadwood, that Theon's gotta get busy living or get busy dying, while Yara gets busy tucking the fits off her friend and that Arya is losing the Game of Crones
On this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Brann can be quite a drag, that Gilly is quite lovely, that Margery is fascinated by Sparrows who don't make her walk naked through the city, that Mace Tyrell is quite the little peacock, that Joffrey died eating dry pie, that the whole world is laughing at the Freys, that Cersei will always have the Mountain, that the Blackfish must be dealt with, that Benjen Stark has grown older and colder, comfortably numb, that Sam will never wield Heartsbane and that Dany plans on doing something! Someday! Yay!
In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Sansa and Arya enjoy Ned cosplay, that Euron makes a compelling case, that the Iron Islands primary season is rough to say the least, that the children of the forest have some cold friends, that Jorah is under orders to cure himself, that Daario has no lines this week, that Tyrion and Varys want the support of the God of Tits and Wine...or at least just Tits...and that Hodor has always had one job.
In this episode of Game of Thrones we learn that Jon just wants to get warm, there Sansa has done nothing to forgive, that Brienne doesn't forgive and she doesn't forget, Tyrion is rich and doesn't own slaves, Grey Worm and Missandei don't trust the Masters, that Daario is aware that no matter what he does he's a dick, that Jorah knows his clock is ticking, that even a tiny Khaleesi has to make water, that Margery will most certainly NOT be doing the walk of atonement, that Theon is sorry for being sorry, that Tormund has a girlfriend and that it's not wise to threaten to rape fireproof white girls.
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In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Dany will always have Vaes Dolthrak, that Jon Snow knows nothing and he saw nothing, that the Artist Formerly Known As Stannis the Mannis was not the Prince to be, that "I did what I thought was right and I got murdered for it" are the new words of House Stark, that Ser Davos believes in failing fast and failing often, that when someone asks Jon Snow if he's a god, he doesn't say yes, that Tormund will bear hug a man with a half dozen stab wounds in his chest, that Dolorous Edd read Reddit (your eyes are still brown!), that one sword fight is enough for one day, that Dany's body double has impressive side-boob, that Tyrion is up for a game of Cards Against Westeros, that Qyburn has a child army, that Pycelle the Flatulent fears Silent Bob, that a girl can see, that Rickon has been growing like a weed and that the man who passes the sentence swings the sword...until his watch is ended.
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In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Lyanna rides a pale horse, that "I'll Ring Your Head Like A Bell" are the true words of House Stark, that Hodor Hodor Hodor Hodor, that Baelon is too old for the Bridge of Unusual Ricketiness, that Arya Stark is still a stick fightin' woman, that Davos has nothing to apologize for, that Wun Wun won one, son!, that Melisandre is absent minded about her ability to raise the dead (oh, yeah, I can totally do that!), that Roose Bolton is one trusting guy, and so is Walda, that babies make good doggie treats, that Tyrion has a way with dragons, that the High Sparrow has some low motives, that there's no moot like a King's moot that home...is where Theon wants to be..and that Jon Snow was only MOSTLY dead.
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In this episode of Game of Thrones, we learn that Jon Snow is one
cold bastard, that Alliser Thorne is a persuasive guy, that Ser
Davos can't hunt for mutton, that if you want to see tomorrow you
picked the wrong room, that Myranda is good meat, that Jaime wants
to fuck everyone who is not Cersei as well as everyone who is
Cersei, that weak men will never rule Dorne again, but they may
write a few Dorne storylines, that Margery isn't without sin, that
Oberyn probably would have been a lousy ruler, that the Dolthraki
are kind of dicks, that Ser Jorah has Bilbo Baggins-like
ring-finding powers, and that sometimes seeing a woman naked for
the first time is further down the list of great things in life
than you would imagine.